63 Totally Legitimate Reasons Why Boybands Were Better in the 90s

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After sex, men just want to lay there and the woman wants to cuddle. Some men like to make fun of women for that, ‘They always want to cuddle, they’re so needy. Why is she so needy?!’ She’s not needy, you idiot, she’s horny. Because you did NOTHING for her. You did absolutely nothing. Her pussy is on fire because it’s gone unfucked completely. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went ‘BLEEEGH’ and rolled off. And she’s on you cause she’s going ‘WHAT THE FUCK SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN! THIS IS BULLSHIT!’ If you fuck a woman well, she will leave you alone.

~ louis c.k. at the beacon theater

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Ally:	I was thinking that maybe you'd want to be my date to my sister's wedding.
Boyfriend Rick:	Are your parents going to be there?
Ally:	At my sister's wedding? I think so.
Boyfriend Rick:	Just feels a little serious...
Ally:	Oh.. I'm sorry.. Just it felt kinda serious last night when you were doing me from behind, but I couldn't see your face, so..