duuude fuck all ya’all. i’m done doing irresponsible shit with irresponsible people. i’m on the path to being all growned up and i’m diggity diggin it, so don’t fux with me.

is it ok to text someone “happy 10th break up!!”… ?

idk maybe celebrating dysfunctional relationships isn’t a good idea haha.

so i’m hanging out with this guy and we’ve watched like 5 million movies and we’ve had like 5 million glasses of wine (a bit of an exaggeration) and i’m just wondering how much liquid courage it’s going to take this guy to touch me. hahaha he is adorable and charming to say the least.

uhhhm i wish i had a child with matt damon.

~   a quote from an essay my 9-year old brother wrote… well said bro.
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hahaha i called my best friend today and told her a lie and when i got to her house and told her the truth she was like YEAH I KNEW IT.
soooo yaahhh… LOLTHATSME.
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Post Break-Up Sex // The Vaccines

i’m out here asking dogs and inanimate objects “are you my mother?” because i can’t fucking find my mother… i’m at her house. she’s always here. DAFUQ. WHERE U AT MA?

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